We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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