Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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