so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Randomize
