Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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