well you can't waste a boner
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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