are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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