That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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