There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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