What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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