considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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