We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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