New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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