She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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