I love black thongs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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