Dual....:-)
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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