She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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