he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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