i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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