Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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