oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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