I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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