At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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