I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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