last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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