David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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