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yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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