I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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