Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
