Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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