I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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