took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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