So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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