You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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