we're blogging at a bar
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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