Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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