Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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