Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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