we're blogging at a bar
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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