he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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