Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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