is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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