He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
This is my gift to your gina
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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