look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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