it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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