"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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