if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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