Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
