Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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