you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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