Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I need a beard to bite.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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