North Korea, Best Korea!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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